10. It was the only way they could get him to make a speech in Oslo.
9. The Danes asked them to do it as a consolation prize for losing the Olympics.
8. The Nobel Prize in Physics seemed like too big a stretch.
7. There's no Nobel category for "most likely to succeed."
6. They know it's early but they want to take the next couple of years off.
5. Every now and then they like to really annoy Dick Cheney.
4. In nine months he hasn't actually ended any wars, but on the other hand he hasn't started any new ones.
3. They felt bad for him when they head he wasn't an American citizen.
2. They hope it will get them all on Oprah.
1. They are so f*#king relieved that Bush is gone.
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Hi Richie!
We're glad you're up and running again. We missed you....now how 'bout some dancing?
They want to make him feel good before the American public figures out that he can't make food grow in the desert with a wave of his Jedi hand.
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