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McCAIN SHRINKS, DISAPPEARS

Two-Inch High Candidate Lost In Flower Bed Secret Service agents searching for the Republican candidate. Richieville News Service -WASHINGTON, D.C. A spokesman for the campaign of Senator John McCain revealed today that the Republican presidential candidate had begun shrinking days ago and was now missing due to the carelessness of a campaign […]

Identity Crisis

Obama Or Osama?

Amazingly, People Of The Middle East Have No Trouble Telling Them Apart Somehow Afghan President Hamid Karzai knew this wasn’t Osama Bin Laden. Richieville News Service – KABUL, AFGHANISTAN The surprising results of a new poll released today show that the people of the Middle East, unlike some Americans, have absolutely no […]