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Mosque Mania Part II

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Ground Zero Mosque 
To Perform Gay Marriages

NY Islamic Center Will Also 
Aid Illegal Immigrants

Richieville News Service – NEW YORK CITY

Republican leaders redoubled their criticisms of the plan to build an Islamic community center, including a mosque, near the Ground Zero site in downtown Manhattan, saying that not only would the center be an insult to the, “hallowed ground,” of the September 11 attacks, but they have information that the Imam of the planned mosque intends to conduct gay marriages there.

“This just gets worse and worse,” said Roy Sowerberry,  a spokesman for the Republican National Committee. “Every time we turn around we find out something else  about this project  that we made up.  Not only is the day care center in this place going to turn out Islamic terrorist toddlers, but those babies  are going to have two fathers.”

Mr. Sowerberry did not explain how the Imam will be able to wed gay couples, since same-sex marriage is not legal in New York State. He did insist, however, that in addition to supporting Islamo-fascism and the destruction of the American family, the center would also be used to aid illegal immigrants from Latin America.

“That’s right,” Mr. Sowerberry added, “those terrorist gay babies won’t even know how to speak English. After they blow you up, they’ll steal your job while their gay parents kiss in public!”

The GOP spokesman added his voice to the chorus of Republican criticism of President Obama on this issue. “We think voters will rightfully be afraid of the President’s Islamic, Hispanic, homosexual agenda and vote against it this fall. And if they don’t, we’ll think of something else that will frighten them.”

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Where In The World?

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Gay Marriage Legal In Argentina
Texas School Board Removes Country From Textbooks

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Richieville News Service – AUSTIN

In a move hailed by conservative groups, the Texas School Board today announced it was removing the country of Argentina from its geography curriculum, and that the South American nation would no longer appear on maps and globes used in the state.

“If the people of Argentina want to condone gay marriage,  that’s their business,” said Herbert R. Sowerberry, a member of the board. “But gay marriage is not going to be taught in our schools – and neither is the existence of Argentina.”

Other geographic areas to be banned from Texas school materials include: Iceland, Canada, Portugal, the Netherlands, Belgium, South Africa, Mexico City, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut and Iowa. “And if California changes it mind again, they’re out, too,” Mr. Sowerberry insisted.

School board members seemed unconcerned that Texas school children might grow up unaware of large sections of Europe, South America and most of New England. “Heck, they don’t know about evolution, the Big Bang theory or the Enlightenment and they seem to do just fine,” said Mr. Sowerberry. “I mean, they might not be able to become airline pilots or plan a car trip from Nebraska to Illinois, but at least they won’t be corrupted by  knowing that two adults of the same sex can declare their undying love for one another.”
Mr. Sowerberry acknowledged that even though Argentina would no longer appear in the Texas curriculum, it would continue to exist as the second largest country in South America. “Yeah, that’s a problem,” he said. “We have the right to keep the children of Texas in ignorance, but the School Board doesn’t have the right  to invade another country, not yet. But we could always change the textbooks to say we do.”

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