Thou Shalt Not

Archaeologists Uncover Lost Commandments

New Edicts Against Burning Koran, Blaming Gays For Weather

 Better listen up.

Richieville News Service – JERICHO In a stunning development that goes to the very foundation of Judeo-Christian belief, a team of archaeologists say they have found ancient scrolls that contain numerous additional commandments issued by God to the people of […]

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McCain, In New Orleans

Proposes Hurricane Defense Shield John McCain vowed to fight hurricanes. Richieville News Service – KENNER, LA Seeking to distance himself even further from George Bush, Senator John McCain delivered a major address here today and vowed that the mistakes made in response to the destruction of hurricane Katrina would not be repeated […]