Justice Department Male Enhancement Method
Will Make You
BIGGER!!!
Guaranteed!
Recently the Justice Department argued in a federal court that a detainee held at Guantanamo Bay is an enemy combatant because they had said so in secret documents THREE TIMES!!
Now, Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey is ready to let you use this same proven Justice Department method to make your male member grow. That’s right, for only $99.95 (plus shipping and handling) the Justice Department will insert a statement in three TOP SECRET documents stating that you have an enormous penis. THAT’S ALL IT TAKES!
Of course, unless you have TOP SECRET clearance you won’t be able to actually view the statements. But we PROMISE YOU that they will be there and IT WILL GROW!!
Ladies, this incredible new method also works on breast size, wrinkles and much more.
For more details and to see how BIG IT CAN GET, just
She will make you bigger or your money back.