NY Islamic Center Will Also
Aid Illegal Immigrants
Richieville News Service – NEW YORK CITY
“This just gets worse and worse,” said Roy Sowerberry, a spokesman for the Republican National Committee. “Every time we turn around we find out something else about this project that we made up. Not only is the day care center in this place going to turn out Islamic terrorist toddlers, but those babies are going to have two fathers.”
Mr. Sowerberry did not explain how the Imam will be able to wed gay couples, since same-sex marriage is not legal in New York State. He did insist, however, that in addition to supporting Islamo-fascism and the destruction of the American family, the center would also be used to aid illegal immigrants from Latin America.
“That’s right,” Mr. Sowerberry added, “those terrorist gay babies won’t even know how to speak English. After they blow you up, they’ll steal your job while their gay parents kiss in public!”
The GOP spokesman added his voice to the chorus of Republican criticism of President Obama on this issue. “We think voters will rightfully be afraid of the President’s Islamic, Hispanic, homosexual agenda and vote against it this fall. And if they don’t, we’ll think of something else that will frighten them.”