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Palin Calls On GOP To Fund 
Inception Research
Dream Invasion Technology To Replace Fox News

Is it all a dream?

Richieville News Service – WASHINGTON, D.C.
Saying that, “techno progress,” would lead to new advances in, “thinkology,” former Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin called on her party to immediately fund research into dream manipulation technology as depicted in the hit movie, Inception.

“Dream interceding would be an excellent way for us to refudiate the lies of the liberal media,” she said, via Twitter.

Later, on her Facebook page, the former part-term Governor of Alaska said that it would be wrong to, “misunderestimate the power of brainwave interprelating as a way to overcome the filternation of the press and speak in a directnified way right at the populaticon.”

Some minutes later, apparently after being informed that the technology in the movie was entirely fictional and impossible to replicate in the real world, Ms. Palin, host of the Discovery Channel series, Sarah Palin’s Alaska, posted a new Twitter message.
“People make up new technological all the time. Edison made up new science. So did Albert Eisenhower. Why shouldn’t we?”
Finally, Ms. Palin sought to clarify her previous remarks with another post on Facebook.
“Language is a livable thing.  So is reality. Shakespeare made up new words and we can make up new reality. Just see what I can dream up. You betcha!”
For more Richieville humor, read the comic sci-fi novel, Rate Me Red.

Where In The World?

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Gay Marriage Legal In Argentina
Texas School Board Removes Country From Textbooks

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Richieville News Service – AUSTIN

In a move hailed by conservative groups, the Texas School Board today announced it was removing the country of Argentina from its geography curriculum, and that the South American nation would no longer appear on maps and globes used in the state.

“If the people of Argentina want to condone gay marriage,  that’s their business,” said Herbert R. Sowerberry, a member of the board. “But gay marriage is not going to be taught in our schools – and neither is the existence of Argentina.”

Other geographic areas to be banned from Texas school materials include: Iceland, Canada, Portugal, the Netherlands, Belgium, South Africa, Mexico City, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut and Iowa. “And if California changes it mind again, they’re out, too,” Mr. Sowerberry insisted.

School board members seemed unconcerned that Texas school children might grow up unaware of large sections of Europe, South America and most of New England. “Heck, they don’t know about evolution, the Big Bang theory or the Enlightenment and they seem to do just fine,” said Mr. Sowerberry. “I mean, they might not be able to become airline pilots or plan a car trip from Nebraska to Illinois, but at least they won’t be corrupted by  knowing that two adults of the same sex can declare their undying love for one another.”
Mr. Sowerberry acknowledged that even though Argentina would no longer appear in the Texas curriculum, it would continue to exist as the second largest country in South America. “Yeah, that’s a problem,” he said. “We have the right to keep the children of Texas in ignorance, but the School Board doesn’t have the right  to invade another country, not yet. But we could always change the textbooks to say we do.”

For more Richieville humor, read the comic sci-fi novel, Rate Me Red.